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[GAEM 2]

Problem with sprites

The walking is strange is just sorta of slides
the cutscenes are cool and funny
the deaths are stupid, they don't show any blood, just a hole
And in the surfing I just keept pressing the slow motion button
fix this! Please?

Chrome-Demon responds:

To regard each point in order:

-I understand the animations for movement sort of don't fit with the speed in some instances, I will try to fix that in my next game!

-Glad you liked the cutscenes! :D

-Something with the death animations may very well be messed up, I will have to look at this.

-The slow motion has to be charged by filling the red bar on the top left. You can do this by surviving. In the main plot-line, the surfing level has no slow-motion feature.

I will make sure these are all fixed in future releases, or this one if I get back to fixing it at some point.

[Pyroscape]

It's on fire idiot!

Loved it! The voice is cool, and the graphics are good, remind me of a Sega Cd Game, but a good one!

Fro responds:

Try number 2 and 3 if you like this one!

[Headbanging Hero]

Why don't you read the description

People read the description, it's suposed to use only the arrow keys!

It's not anything new in the gameplay but I love being a MetalHead and it was cool that you could choose your gender, I understand it was made in 3 days, so, it's a good effort, not the best, not the worse!

I love being a metalhead, so don't go down!

MonoFlauta responds:

haha, thanks for the review and glad that a metalhead liked it :)

[Fucking Bugs]

Fucking bugs!"

I kept losing, when I tried to eat a bug I losed health, I've never passed first mutation.

Till I understood that I was suposed to defend the big mountain at the center

I don't like that you can't fly

And I thought you said WASD was for persons that didn't like AC/DC

MrRandomist responds:

hahaha

[snake the classic]

72!

Great game, great song, everything is fine

But I think you should be able to use WASD

MrRandomist responds:

WASD is for people that dont like acdc :(

[Charlie and the Truck]

Good game

But is easy, the obstacles are boring and clichê

the Charlie is bad, I would prefer if it was at least part human

also when I died I expected to see blood!

But good try

MrRandomist responds:

he has eyes, mouth, legs, arms and a body i think thats quite humany!

blood is for wimps, all the cool kids do nothing :D

[Emo Vs. Happiness]

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Good music but the controls are stiff and the gameplay is boring, and much seen

RainbowHorse responds:

We appreciate the criticism :)

[Civilization IV]

Love it!

The best troll evar!

Lare responds:

At least one of the best.

[Goddamn Snack Time 1.10]

EVEN THOUGHT

It have profanity (fun) and some extras (love it) BUT its just one more of these games were you catch things from the air, they had games like that in Atari!

I mean, soooo clichê!

tauntr responds:

Well we were going to make it in 3D, but we were too cheap to pay shipping for all the glasses.